Tuesday, 28 August 2007

A time for courage

"...do the right thing, please come forward. I know it will be hard, but my son's dead."
Melanie Jones appealing for information relating ot the killing of her son, Rhys, in an interview on Sky News.

It's been 6 days since 11 year old Rhys Jones was senselessly shot in the neck by a hooded teen on a BMX bike. Six days of torment for his family, his friends and a community struggling to understand how something like this could ever happen. Six days for a nation to look at itself in the mirror.

In those 6 days the face of Rhys in his Everton football top has been plastered on the television and the front pages of newspapers, and by now there is the temptation for the public to become "tired" of seeing this picture, to become "weary" from the continuous coverage of this tragic story - like hearing your favourite song overplayed on the radio, until you can no longer stand to hear it.

But I would stop you there, and urge you to think before complaining at this overdose of sad, bad news. Think to yourself, when the television stops it's coverage, and the newspapermen move on to the next sleazy politician - what will happen to Rhys?
Well the answer is simple, Rhys Jones becomes a statistic. The tragic few seconds that altered the course of a family's lives for all time will be confined to some public record, where his name will simply indicate another death, another number, another statistic.

Melanie Jones continues in her interview,
"we were determined to keep Rhys in the media, in people's minds" and right she is too!
Consider if you will the following information:
Rhys Jones is the 17th young victim of gun crime in the last 6 months (please forgive me for myself using Rhys as a statistic). But while we focus on one family and one small boy, we should not forget the other 16 families that have endured the same gut wrenching pain of having a young life ripped from their hearts in the last 6 months.

Do you remember the name Millie Dowler at all?
If not I would urge you to remind yourself about her... A murdered teen whose killer remains on the loose, but whose story is not told on the television or in the newspaper.

I am not trying to offend anyone, nor make a situation worse.

But society almost seems to be at a cross roads just at this point.

Unless we break the hold that fear has over our lives, unless we take back control of our streets, our neighbourhoods, our communities, unless we have the courage to stand up, to have our voices heard over the hooded thugs who would have us cower in fear, we risk more statistics. We risk more and more of these senseless killings, these tragic headlines, until they no longer make us ill with disgust, sick to our stomachs asking "Oh God, why?".

We risk becoming desensitised to this to the point of becoming used to more and more statistics being written in some politicians counting book and never asking "why?"

Monday, 27 August 2007

Time Warp for Trekkies

This appears to be an old vid, so you may already have seen it, but as I haven;t I thought I would share it.

This certainly gets one into a Bank Holiday mood! (Apologies to readers NOT in the UK and who are perhaps at work - I hope this brightens your day all the same!)

Sunday, 26 August 2007

The kind of Friend you can do without...

When I was much younger and living in South Africa, Springbok Radio used to have a program on a Saturday Afternoon called "Forces Favourites" - a music program where friends, family and loved ones of those in the SA Defence Force could send wishes and messages to the boys on the border. I was far too young to understand the emotion involved...

Then when I was in England, the Prime Minister decided to send British troops to war. For the first time in my life the true emotional impact of this action was brought home to me as I listened to a similar radio program, hearing mothers, fathers, sisters, wives and friends of those troops wish them well. They were unsure if the troops would ever return home from the war.

I am not a parent, nor have I ever had to wave a friend of mine off as they left to go to war, and so I cannot fathom what this involves. Equally, I cannot imagine the pain of not having a loved one return home, and goodness knows enough British troops have lost their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan (amongst others) recently .

But I am sure that this grief can be topped... As immensely painful as it must be, to have your son or daughter killed by an "ALLY" must be even more heart wrentching and gut turning... So how dreadful must it be for the families of three British soldiers killed this week in Afghanistan by "friendly fire"

These troops have enough to worry about while on duty without still having to worry about their Allies dropping bombs on them...
Sometimes there are friends you can just do without....

Delegating authority

In the wake of the murder of an 11 year old boy this week, seemingly by a teenager on a BMX, it appears that the Home Secretary is considering new proposals to get guns off those streets.

In an interview with a Sunday newspaper here it is said that "free drop off zones" are being considered where people with illegal guns can drop them off without fear of recrimination.

[See also: BBC News and Guardian Online]

Forgive me being pessimistic and the voice of gloom, BUT:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Are we going to put notices in windows of police stations saying, "Oi, Mr. Criminal, please drop your weapon off here"? This sounds like we are giving the responsibility of law to the criminal and hoping that their good conscience will lead them to feel overwhelmed with guilt and suddenly walk away from a life of crime. Sounds like a miracle on every street corner to me.

The fact is that gun crime is primarily related to gang activity, and that it is these gangs who are beginning to lay down the law, NOT the poilice or the Home Secretary.
When it gets to the point where the public are scared to walk on the streets for fear of "Hoodies" in their neighbourhood, then you know that anarchy is just around the corner.

So yes, definitely, appeal to the conscience of a hard nosed, cold blooded killer... I am SURE you will achieve amazing results...

What is needed is top notch police work and more police presence on the streets - NOT delegating policing to the criminals to look after themselves!

WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

Rhys Jones

A few weeks after I arrived in the UK 5 years ago, the case of the Soham killings hit the headlines. The most gorgeous little girls went missing, later it was revealed how they were killed and disposed of for no reason. It seemed like the whole country was moved as one in an outpouring of grief - even from people who had never heard of Soham - let alone the little

Once more the UK finds itself in this vice grip of shared grief, as we watch parents of an 11 year old boy try to come to terms with the senseless way he has been torn out of their lives.

I cannot imagine how those parents must feel - I pray that I, and any other parent, never has too.

Rhys Jones memories
This is a website set up to share tributes online to this little boy.
I am not sharing this as a morbid poke in the ribs, but rather to give an indication of the immense emotion the country and even beyond, is feeling at this time.

Rest In Peace, Rhys

Could it be.... SUMMER???

The most amazing thing happened yesterday - this massive yellow disk was in the sky - generating warmth and creating something that closely resembled... SUMMER!
Forgive the tongue in cheek wit - we haven't had summer yet, and it's just about fall!.

Took my bike for a cycle last evening and enjoyed the sun. These pictures are all from the countryside that starts about 400 yards from my home... (Give me a break - I can't cycle THAT far!)

Cows grazing in a field behind my home


Hor air balloons taking advantage of the good weather to get up, up and away...

I hope the weather where you are is also pleasant!

Thursday, 23 August 2007

CRIME - A universal plague

Recently there was a lot of discussion on a variety of different blogs regarding "ACT4SA" and the march in London on the 11th August.
This march was instigated out of the murder of a man in South Africa, and much of the discussion centred on the crime levels in South Africa.

When I lived in Cape Town crime was always "in Johannesburg" - it didn't seem to affect the Western Cape.
Then some sod decided to bomb the Waterfront, and crime had officially come down the N1 and arrived in Cape Town. But sadly, I got used to it. We joked about it, it became such a part of life we were desensitised to it and almost gasped in awe if you knew someone who had NOT been mugged or hijacked...

Then I moved to the UK, and crime was far more petty and less front page news. And I realised what a real crime rate was and what petty crime really was.
Much of the criticism recently about South Africans living overseas was about the fact that some seemed to choose to point a sniggering finger back at South Africa and criticise the "level of crime" without actively seeking to help...

Let me share something with you about crime in the UK...
This morning I turned on the Television in my hotel room to be met with a headline about an 11 year old boy who was last night shot while playing football with friends in a pub car park. This was not a drive by, this was not gang warfare, with the little lads caught in the cross fire. This was 3 friends having a kick around (VERY common in the UK) in a local pub when some low life pulled up on a BMX bike, stopped and for no reason other than being the Devil's spawn, let off three shots from a revolver - one of which hit young Rhys Jones in the back of the neck, killing him.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!! (I had other words in mind - but this is a family blog...)

Crime is never justified, but sometimes you can understand that life has mitigating circumstance that cause people to act out in certain ways - and sometimes that causes crime.
But for some low life teenager to just shot a little kid for no reason defies any logic.

For more of the latest on this story, read on of these sources:
Daily Mail
Sky News
The Times (UK)

Whatever happened to Man's best friend?

Regular readers of the "SoapBox" will know that it doesn't take a heck of a lot for me to get on one and rant and rave about things...
Sometimes this is just over exuberance on my part and sometimes it is justified, and I get comments in agreement back.

I am sure though that you will agree with me on this one...

I heard about this on the radio while driving home today...
"Flexpetz" is a San Diego based company who specialise in dog rentals.
Yes, DOG RENTALS...!

According to one news story:

[Flexpetz] contracts out dogs by the day to urbanites without the time or space to care for a pet full-time


This is not an April Fool joke - the company has been going for 5 months, and already has plans for global domination, with the intention of expanding from it's current Los Angeles and San Diego bases, into San Francisco, New York and London.

I don't know...
When I was growing up, a pet was so many things. A pet was part of the family, an object of love and affection for both parents and children, something that needed care and nurturing - that taught us youngsters about responsibility and taking care of another creature (How many times have you told a little one, "Don't pull the cat's tail!")
So have we descended into such a disposable society now that we can simply take a pet out in the same way as we do a library book? What does that teach anyone about responsibility? That when you can't be arsed to care any more you take the pet back? That life is so worthless that you can hire it on a whim? What next - "Hire-a-family" for those parents who can't afford the time off their busy jobs and just need a kid as a fashion accessory at the weekend????

I would say - "let's get real!" - but what use would is be - clearly the fact that this business is established AND has intentions to open new sites in the USA and UK means that business is booming - that society accepts that rental pets are a way of the future...

I just dread what kind of future that might be!!!

For more on this bizarre story, look up the following stories:

Daily Mail (UK)
WTOPNews.com
NJ.com - Everything Jersey

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Mother knows best...

I have just been watching the news on television…

Hurricane Dean has smashed with Category 5 Force into Mexico, scything its way across the Yucatan peninsula, and leaving a swathe of destruction in its wake like some gigantic and warped Mexican crop circle…

And it got me thinking… (as these things do…)

So often we get so full of ourselves… Not on an individual basis, but as a species. Humanity steps up and boasts of its success, of its majesty and power – of its prowess and ability to “harness the elements”

But what are we doing, other than pissing in the wind?
Who are we trying to kid?

On New Year’s Day of 2004 we saw a massive wall of water wipe out millions of square miles of Sri Lanka, Malaysia and Indonesia, as a tsunami caused massive amounts of death and destruction – the lasting image for me will always be the train washed a mile inland by the water.

Earlier this year I drove across a bridge in Gloucestershire that I have driven over many times before. And each time previously I crossed the bridge, the River Avon was quietly and obediently flowing in the little channel we had created for it. But this one occasion after the recent Summer floods, the River was no longer obedient and in its channel – it was nearly a quarter of a mile wide – spreading itself over some poor fellow’s fields on each side of the motorway.

“What is your point?” I hear you wail…

We have put a man on the moon – but had to bring back the space shuttle a day early this week in case it got blown off course by Dean.
We have built walls to keep out invaders, castles to protect our valuables and our families, but cannot build a harbour wall that guarantees to protect our fleets when storms rage, and I just saw winds so strong, they neatly lifted and folded the roof sheeting of a house, before tossing the neat little bundle hundreds of yards away, in something closely resembling my dirty washing pile…

Who are we kidding when we boast of how strong we are?
Because just as your mother did when you were a spoilt brat, Mother Nature is always around the corner ready to turn around and give us a swift smack across the backside and put us in our place.

Though when it comes to Mother Nature, she usually kicks you in the crotch for good measure too.

And I dare say it’s nothing humanity doesn’t deserve…

Sunday, 19 August 2007

The Haka - preparation for the World Cup

I wasn't looking, but happened to find this...

I know it relates to the All Blacks, but it is good for a laugh!



Enjoy your week!

Friday, 17 August 2007

A new voice - a daunting adventure

After much pondering, I have embarked on a podcast...

At the moment it is just a bit of a concept - but if you have the time and the inclination, pop over to it and let me know your thoughts...

Voice of Bristol

It's more Bristol focused than the SoapBox - but is intended to share a bit of my life and experience with everyone around the globe - but in particular friends and family back home.

This is a first step - but might be the start of a journey...

Life is a Highway

After a few days on the road, it certainly is starting to feel like I spend more time driving than anything else...

All the same, after a long, hard week, it's good to prepare for the weekend with a chuckle and a smile - so I thought I would share these two pics that I found.

Have a great weekend!



Sunday, 12 August 2007

Bristol Balloon Fiesta 2007

I attended the mass ascent of hot air balloons from the Bristol Fietsa yesterday.

I found a spot (with about 500 other Bristolians) on the side of the Avon Gorge, just next to the Clifton Suspension Bridge and took pictures and video of the evening.



Hope you enjoy!

Saturday, 11 August 2007

Tarred with the same brush

Since I have started blogging, just a few weeks ago, I have noticed that there appears to be one overriding argument that seems to raise it's head on a more than just regular basis. There is a passionate argument regarding South Africans who have remained in South Africa, and those who have chosen to live abroad.

In this time I have been happy to accept both sides of the argument - I am a South African who has lived in the UK for more than 5 years. I have close friends who have chosen to remain in SA, some who have joined me in the UK - or further afield in Australia, and some who have returned back to South Africa from London. So I feel I know all the sides of the argument, and I believe that each has its merits. I have never begrudged my friends their decisions, or the motivations for those decisions or thought any less of any of them.

However, today for the first time I read something and felt the hair on my neck rise. I found a blog entry titled, "Why are South Africans abroad such w***ers?".
It appears that the author (based in SA) and an "expat" based outside of South Africa got involved in an argument regarding living in South Africa.
I am not going to get involved in defending one side or the other of the argument that took place. It appears that an ignorant, or at the very least uninformed, opinion initiated the argument, and in any sphere these types of opinions are the most dangerous.

However, the author of the blog was so enraged that they sought to express this anger by arbitrarily classifying "[all] South Africans abroad [...] w***ers"
This smacks of stooping the the same ignorant and uninformed level of the opinion which started the argument in the first place!

I feel insulted to have been put into this category (admittedly, by someone who specifically says this is their opinion, and there's alone). However, the rating on Muti of this blog seems to indicate to me that the opinions expressed are more widely held than by just one individual.

It is an insult to use such broad generalisations.
We each have our reasons for taking the decisions we have. I will agree, some of those decisions are not honourable, are selfish and are misinformed.
To me, there appears to be a huge divide being created between South Africans living in South Africa, and South Africans living outside of South Africa.

Surely the process of nation building requires people of the same mind to work closely together and can accommodate them regardless of WHERE they live?
Surely the divide should be between those who passionately work towards a brighter future for the country, regardless of their methods of doing so, and those who selfishly work toward their own embetterment, regardless of what means they employ to do this? (I imagine there are some fine examples of such people IN South Africa.)

If we are going to see a brighter South Africa, don't we have to harness the power of our collective passion, rather than allow that energy to be wasted on petty bickering, name calling and expressing uninformed opinion?

And while we are brandishing the tar brush indiscriminately, I would point out that Nelson Mandela, Desmond Tutu, Thabo Mbeki and Mark Shuttleworth have all spent time "abroad" at some point in their lives.

Please let's be careful where we splash that tar!

Friday, 10 August 2007

Something for the weekend...

Short and sweet and to the point...!

Wednesday, 8 August 2007

Is sensationalism supeceding journalism?

It used to be that you could easily tell the difference between fact and fiction on TV. In the same way that special effects used to be blatantly obvious, there was a distinct boundary between the two.

Now - in the same way that special effects appear seamless within film and TV programs, it appears that the line between reality and make believe has been blurred - even the facts we assume to be facts may no longer be truth.

Here are the recent examples:



So is the only REALITY TV these days Big Brother?

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Always look at the BIGGER picture

I don't know about you - but I have had 2 long, busy and very tiring days...
So tiring, that I am not sure I could drag the soap box out from under the bed!

So let's celebrate that it's nearly half way to the weekend, with a bit of fun.


A friend sent me this earlier in the week...

This is a profile pic from one of those online dating websites....

I bet this must have got the hearts racing of the young gentlemen surfing the website!!!













Bet they must have got a shock when they met her!!!

This is the BIGGER picture...


Have a good day!

Monday, 6 August 2007

Home is where it all is...

My work takes me away from home often, and so I have slept in my fair share of hotel beds. But no matter how many stars are on the front of the hotel - NOTHING beats returning to my very own bed after a trip on the road.

That thought is fairly innocuous - but let's expand...
Until I arrived in London I had no clue that a "South African Shop" even existed on Earth. And yet, not just in London but all over the UK (EVEN here in Bristol) you can find shops stocking South African products - proof if ever there was needed that South Africans really DO get everywhere!

But why? Is it just because we are all unbelievably homesick? Well, perhaps... But I don't believe that's it.

Just like sleeping in your own bed, there is something amazingly reassuring about putting Aromat on your rice! Or taking a bite into a Tex bar. Smothering your bangers with Mrs Balls Chutney. Or what about dunking an Ouma Rusk!!!
This even extends to television - I can sit for hours watching MacGyver, Dallas or the A-Team on Sky - knowing that I am wasiting the day - but that I feel "at home".

I imagine this is not just a quirk of overseas Saffa's. I know of Brits who take their PG Tips and their Heinz 57 on holiday with them! I suspect that this is a human quality in all of us who are away from home... It doesn't mean are are unhappy where we are, or that we are lonely or homesick or longing... We just enjoy having that little piece of our home - even for a moment.

There is nothing quite like feeling "at home".

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Does being "South African" mean "Hard working"?

I am not sure where it originated, but when I was living in London there was a definite feeling amongst recruiters and employers that South Africans were hard working. This has probably helped me when it has come to getting myself employed here.

This feeling, it seemed to me, was not limited to South Africans - Australians and Kiwi's were looked upon in the same positive light.

I didn't give it much thought until I visited South Africa recently and cast my eye down some of the employment adverts. It appears that the normal work week in South Africa is certainly in excess of 40 hours - and that's not even at executive level. Once you get higher up the food chain, 45 to 50 hour weeks being advertised appeared common place.

Compare that to the UK where an EU work condition is the 37.5 hour week.

Personally, I cannot recall the last time I worked less than 40 hours in a week - but that's more out of choice and personal nature than anything else. However, in my 5 or more years in the UK I have witnessed more often than not people sticking to the 37.5 hour week like it was some Commandment set down by God himself. And actually - that's not WORK hours, but rather hours AT work (and there is a clear difference!) I have seen people arrive in the office at 9 on the dot, and only at their desk at 9:20 - armed with coffee, and completely updated on the latest office gossip. Their day ended sharply at 16:45 when they needed to go put their scarves, coats and jackets on before leaving the office at 17:00 (and not a second later!)

I think that the old cliché "Work hard, play hard" applies to South Africans - and probably the Aussies and Kiwi's too.
We are used to hard work. We are accustomed to 45 hour weeks at work and to be honest, we probably relish it!
But then, after a 9 hour day in the office, we can head off to Camps Bay to enjoy a Windhoek lager as we watch the sun setting over the western horizon, or sit on Clifton 4th with the waves crashing on the shore, perhaps drive over Ou Kaapseweg as the sun sinks over Constantiaberg.

If that's the reward for hard work - then bring it on!

Saturday, 4 August 2007

Let's put things in perspective

Did you know....
Right now, 19 million people have been displaced from their homes due to extreme monsoon rains and flooding in Northern India and Bangladesh?
If you answered "Yes" then you must be an Internet news scourer... because while it is being widely reported on the Internet, the usual television news channels don't appear to be giving it much credence.

And yet - just 2 weeks ago, when a relatively small area of Midland England was knee deep in water, displacing several thousand people from their homes, we had wall to wall and virtually round the clock coverage.

Yes, I know the arguments. "Those floods were in our own country!", "That was a national disaster!", "We need to tell the news that is happening on our own doorstep!".
Indeed, and I don't deny that the people who had their homes and businesses flooded deserve all the support and assistance that they can possibly be given. That is not in question.

But a human tragedy of this magnitude:

  • 19 million people displaced from their homes,
  • floods affecting 2,200 villages,
  • 229 people killed,
  • 280,000 acres of rice paddy crops lost,
surely that deserves to be recognised on the world's major news channels?

For more information on this, I would urge you to read the following sources:

Foot and Mouth and in your face

It's often amazed me how we appear drawn to certain types of media coverage, television footage and magazine articles.
When David Beckham moved to Los Angeles, we had live coverage of his first training session, when Britney cut her hair off, we had magazines fighting like hyenas around a scruffy carcass for any last scrap of news an insatiable public might spend a Buck on. And of course, every Summer in the UK we have Big Brother - it's not my favourite program by any means, and I won't comment.

But I think we might have found a new low point.

You may have seen on your television news or in the newspaper that Foot and Mouth has tragically been discovered in Surrey - in an area of beautiful countryside which I myself have often driven through. This is a massive blow to the farming industry, and the impact this will have on rural Britain might take hours, days or weeks to be fully determined. There is no arguig that this is major news.

But do I need to see the cattle and sheep being man handled LIVE on television news? DO I need some helpful presenter telling me that the herd on this farm will be culled, and it be left to me to imagine that this is about to happen in front of my eyes?
Several news networks appear to have tried to circumvent the exclusion zone in place around the farm at the epicentre of the outbreak, by sending helicopters into the area. And so I am able to get up to date, million times zoom footage of what is happening to the poor animals. Thanks - but I would rather pass.

I could argue that it is strange, even tragic, the lengths some media organisations will go to in order to bring us the news. But if there wasn't a market for this, a baying audience, then they wouldn't do it - would they?

Sometimes I just want to hear the news - perhaps not see it live.
(For those with tougher constitutions than me, you can follow the story here. You can even see the footage I refer to.)

Too advanced for our own good?

There always seems to be a clever solution to every conceivable problem, doesn't there? But sometimes I find myself thinking - "Does that solution not create a problem?" Almost like a game of Jeopardy, but for inventions.

Take this FANTASTIC gizmo - The Child Minder.
I am certain that, like myself, you will be aghast at this fantastic product!
According to the website,

"Each year, dozens of children in the US die because of a regrettable, preventable error - being left in a vehicle by a distracted parent or caretaker."
The product is quite simple, attaching to your child's car seat belt buckle, this thingy-me-bob will alert you via an attachment to your key ring when you are outside of a 10ft radius of your child!

Forgive me questioning this, but does this actually happen?
Well, sadly, apparently it does.
According to the website's rather gloomy headline,
"[being left in the vehicle during hot weather] is the 2nd leading cause of noncrash, nontraffic automobile related deaths among children"
(By the way being "Backed over by another vehicle" is responsible for twice as many deaths of kids in cars) [See the graph]

Now I am certain that mistakes can happen. I forget my mobile phone sometimes, or leave my keys behind when I leave the house. I have never been a parent, nor a child minder by profession, but surely forgetting your child is serious enough for us to question society - not for us to create a solution to this apparently widespread problem?

As a footnote, I would urge you to visit the website - but ensure that your computer's speakers are turned on and working. I am not sure whether to take the song seriously or whether to fall off my chair in fits of hysteria.

Friday, 3 August 2007

Something for the weekend...

What a week... Just get into Blogging - only to delete the whole thing!!!


Well, on the brink of a Friday evening there is just one thing for it - to be able to sit back and LAUGH a little!!!

My thanks to Viv for passing this picture on...
I think this is the reason I don't have a cat!

I hope you have a great weekend, I will be here blogging next week!

Take care

Thursday, 2 August 2007

Learn by your mistakes!!!

For the sharper eyed amongst you, you will notice that my blog has suffered a bit of a near terminal malfunction.

Well, more to the point, the blogger suffered the malfunction while using the terminal!

So no new blog tonight - just trying to re-establish the blogs I had. Apologies for any repeating.

No where did I put my brain cell???

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Has "Green" become just another marketing gimmick?

I don't think that anyone would argue that the climate is changing in some way. No matter what you may or may not attribute that change to, the climate seems to be changing.

As a result, a lot of attention is being paid to "green" technology. New buzz words are being created to describe the phenomenon. "Green" is no longer just a colour of the rainbow, "Carbon Footprint" is no longer something a Coal Miner would leave on your kitchen floor (or your shag carpet!).
But I have a feeling of unease... Forgive me if I am the only one thinking this...

I have no doubt that a lot of very constructive and fruitful work is being done in many countries, by many people to address that factors behind this "climate change". I just get the feeling an equal amount of work is being done in many marketing companies, by many clever marketing spin doctors to jump on the band wagon.

In the UK we appear to have been inundated, over whelmed and simply engulfed by a whole range of new products - all of which are now amazingly "green".

Barclays have a new Green Credit Card, apparently they will be making contributions towards "efforts to reverse climate change".

General Electric will have just introduced the first "Green credit card" to the United States. (Hang on - they aren't a bank). Apparently this is seen as a move that "comes as a number of financial institutions look to tap into US citizens’ increased awareness of climate change". (Does that translate into "new, UNTAPPED market sector"????).

A new supermarket in Manchester is boasting to be the ASDA's "greenest supermarket". Apparently the very clever construction of this building includes "North-facing windows [having] been arranged at right angles along the roof to improve natural light levels" (I might be wrong - but haven't factories been employing this methodology for years?) and "...the bricks from Dawn Mill, which used to stand where the store is now, were salvaged and have either been incorporated into new walls or the foundations of the car park" (So the rubble from the previous building can be found in the landfill under the car park? If I recall - even the Romans employed this method of recycling building materials - because it was CHEAPER!).

British Gas have launched the "greenest energy tariff available on the [UK] market". Apparently this tariff "will allow householders to reduce their household energy carbon emissions to zero through Kyoto compliant offset schemes" So does that mean the Southern Electric's energy is dirty?.

And even some products that you might not have expected to be on the green gravy train, appear to have booked their First Class ticket. Apparently Data Storage is another area where the "Green Card" is seeing the light of day.

Yes, you are right, I am a cynic by nature. I admit that all of these projects and products are likely to be very genuine, with large donations and contributions being given to very worthwhile causes working toward changing the course of climate change.

But no matter how altruistic your view on life, you just know that a percentage - and probably a very sickly and HIGH percentage - of these campaigns we are now being exposed to are just marketing spin. The utilisation of the latest buzz words to tap into the public's fears and increased awareness.

It is honourable that companies become more socially aware and act in such a socially responsible manner - but are these actions not their duty rather than the competitive edge?
Should every man, woman and multi-national not be employing techniques to reduce their impact on the environment as a matter of course, not out of a sense of improving bottom line?

Yes, this Saffa is bitter and twisted and AWFULLY cynical. But he also recycles his corn flakes boxes - and you don't see him any better than the chap next door!